Okay, now I've read from the very first chapter long ago, and since BLEACH is pretty popular, maybe sharing some of our thoughts can pass the time. Now, I'll be honest with you, when I read the chapter title before, reading the raw and spoiled version, I thought maybe we would get to see Stark release, though his left over jaw does not seem to be any type of flight animal.

Umm, does anyone else feel slightly disturbed by the fact that this war is vastly one-sided? Not only is Aizen's group being killed left and right, besides Grimmjow and the privaron espada Sado fought, all the girls both sides are being completely decimated. What exactly is up with that? Neliel was winning against Nnoitra then she loses power and shrinks again. She's down for the count, Rukia won, but was near death, and almost died two or three times, Matsumoto was taken down with over half her innards ripped out. Hinamori was taken out, Halibel's Fraccion were roasted in one shot, Soi Fon's a rag doll to Barragan, and Halibel's just basically fish food to a dragon boy. Orihime, been basically useless this whole arc, and Menoly and Loly were mere snacks for Yammy, and Lilinette's an annoyance at best to Ukitake. So, what the hell is going on here? But at least Yachiru's just fine, if not for the fact she has not fought once YET.

Moving on from the fact that logic does not exist in this world, at least not our physics and logic, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE VIZARDS? Did they get lost on the highway or something?! I didn't think Kakakura Town was that big, or did they get transported back to the Soul Society? Speaking of missing in action, how about Urahara, Yoruichi, Issin, Ryouken, Tessai, and the "Kakakura Raizer/Shouten group?" Oh, and they left one, count them ONE, Fukutaicho to defend the soul society, and that's Nanao, oh and they have the four door guards, (real winners there,) and Kukaku Shiba, who's probably seen enough fighting to last at least ten lifetimes. Oh, yeah and that brief and mentioned once Zero Squard, you know the people who kind of like DEFEND the king? Them, anybody?

Okay, the King of Clouds chapter, should have been named Hitsugaya's Water-Proof, he must be oil, after all water and oil don't mix. I'm sorry did I misunderstand the big torrent of HOT water, no I'm sorry BURNING, being cascaded at an ICE-TYPE?! and he is not even wet?! Don't get me wrong, Hitsugaya is an okay character, but I'm confused, big torrent of water, not frozen hits him and the only thing that happens is that his wings get shorted. So short that logically he still should not be FLYING, but then again ice is heavy and he can fly anyway. Not to mention, umm, third espada, tercera, heck of a lot higher than that reject Luppi, and um, Grim's fraccion, Shawlong, didn't he have problems with these hollow people? How is it all of a sudden he can keep up, no, walk all over and practically spit in her face with nary a problem?

I'm confused Random Arrancar/Fraccion + Short time Sexta Espada = Major Ability to Destroy Tercera Espada divided by the damage done by previous fights? Does he have a limit break or something? Is it a special accessory, being as Matsumoto is notorious for shopping and picking up gifts for her taicho, or a prevention by Mayuri/Urahara, and if that's true, why didn't the rest of the Shinigami get it, Hell Soi Fon needs it. He needs to unequip something and share it amongst the group. Also, could he please, please just be quiet and let her attack Yamamoto, PLEASE, for just an iota of revenge for her fallen fraccion. I'm not saying she could beat the old guy, though, WATER BEATS FIRE, but at least let her attack him ONCE. Truly she's not even interested in him or his BANKAI and Magically appearing super special awesome move that he couldn't use prior to the war to stop this whole charade at the beginning. Why didn't he use it against Gin when he had the chance to defend the fifth squad fukutaicho, or attack Aizen in the central 46?

But enough about the youngest squad taicho, um ever, by the way, do you think Issin was the previous taicho of tenth, and how did the dragon boy end up taicho he certainly did not fight the previous captain, and since he so young, the must have been numerous people vying for taicho position, so why didn't he just get a new squad? Or is something special about the number 13? Forgive me 14, I forgot the Zero Squad, whom does and does not exist at the same time. Hey maybe Kukaku is the Zero Squad Taicho, oh I know it is, it's Kiyone, you know, the third-seat of the 13th squad, since there's two of them. lol.

Let's just jet over to the espada side real quick. Barragan's Segunda Espada, that's rank two for those I've lost with the title, but he's technically got the strongest ability and idea of death. OLD AGE kills everyone and everything, NOTHING can escape old age, except maybe mythical vampire people, but that's another story all together, but they can die by wood, through the heart, that doesn't work, cause they are dead, RIGHT. Anyway, Stark's Primera, that's rank one, you know, like the general, we won't mention that Barragan just completely oversteps bounds, and beat Stark's authority away like a pesky flea, whoops mentioned it, sorry. His, was loneliness, um, though people die from broken hearts, and the missing of social life, that's not an always thing, people die more from car accidents than gee I'm lonely. These people buy dogs, and survive just fine, if you need a better example, try socipaths they don't need nobody, or Multiple Personality Disorder they are never lonely, they have plenty of people to pal around with, if the personalities talk to each other. So why's Barragan Segunda, Shouldn't he be primera than?

Unless of course, it's by the strength of their release form, not that I can really say, because Stark's lazy and doesn't feel like releasing, but then there's that one monkey wrench in the whole lets just stick random number tattoos on people, how about 10=0 meaning absolute awesomeness? Once again I'm lost, weren't we introduced to this guy as ten? Didn't he introduce himself as that, what did he forget? He was being ordered around by Ulquiorra, the ash guy, you know number Quatro . Did I invent a chapter with this scene in it, maybe it was a fan comic, oh wait, wasn't it just recently in the anime, so I didn't imagine it, oh it was mass hallucination, we all imagined it. Because really, the matrix does exist NEO, and we are all hooked up to machines sharing one bizarre dream. So now he's the strongest, and the best he can come up with, when Sado, Renji, Rukia are all looking at him was, gee, who ever told you the espada are numbered 10 to 1, uh, you did, duh, now you changed your mind? 0-9 sound cooler or something, and all he did was get bigger and uglier, and now he's the strongest, I guess physically, right it makes complete and total sense. Seriously, in a book, somewhere, in Atlantis, in the bottom of Mount Pompei, in an alternate Universe, that we common mortals could never hope to get to. Hmm, didn't somebody else, when they release just get bigger and uglier, hmm, oh yeah, Barragan's fraccion, the one Taicho Komamura just completely killed with out prejudice, actually it was probably very prejudice, because hey, Taicho Komamura wants some frickin screen time, that doesn't result with him hurting either physically or emotionally, or in a box. So I hope Captain Mom aka Unohana, eats him with Minazuki because they way it's set up its time for a female to at least excel a little and he needs a lame death, eating him would be justifiable.

So, let's see what happens next week, when we try to wrap our minds around the Ultimate Shining Heaven's Light of the Shimmering Ice Lord Dragon that which Destroy Everything Against It With A Rainbow Of Super Special ICE FLOWERS. Yeah that will be fun, and yes that was a reference to Culhorn and his ridiculously long and fruity names for his attacks, way too much him, thank you Yumichika. What you didn't think I forgot about him, gee I WISH I COULD.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The LOGIC of Bleach easily summed up as : (if I Could get a drum roll it be nice.) : What The F***?!!!

And Goodbye.